I’m Going To Kill The Idiot With The Effing Altimeter!

We’re going uphill

Me:  We’ve only got 2ooo’ to go…

Sherpa:  2000′, I thought we had several miles to go?

Me: No, I mean we have only 2000′ of elevation to go up, not distance.

Sherpa:  F you.

Me: OK now we only have 1950′ to go.

Sherpa:  I’m going to throw you off a cliff, if you don’ t stop that.

Me:  The next cliff is another 300′.

Sherpa:  I mean it, stop it, before I kill you!

Me:  Sorry, we’ve got about 2 hrs.

Me:  (ten minutes later) OK, we only have 1900′ to go.

Sherpa:  that’s it, you’re dead!

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5 thoughts on “I’m Going To Kill The Idiot With The Effing Altimeter!

  1. Rodney

    What does that remind me of? Huuu….OH YEAH! The conversation that we had on the Apple Orchard Falls Trip! LOL!

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  2. Rodney

    LOL…it’s good stuff, though. Now that I understand the use o an altimeter in cojunction with a topo map…I want one! Thnaks, Phil for making me want another piece of gear! LOL!

    Reply

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